A man who worked for a fire company came home from work
one day
and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the
fire station. Bell 1 rings and we put on our jackets. Bell 2
rings and we slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're on the
trucks ready to go. From now on we're going to run this house
the same way. When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say bell
3, we're going to screw all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1," and
his wife took off all her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife
jumped into bed. "Bell3," and they began to screw. After 2
minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4."
"What's this Bell 4?" asked her husband. "More hose," she
replied, "You're nowhere near the fire!"
|